lowbrow, high fantasy.

THE CROMULENT BASEMENT

THE CROMULENT BASEMENT ⋆

what we do

creative brand services

We work directly with brands of all sizes to provide creative solutions, copywriting, graphic design, and inspired brand strategy. With over a decade of work/play in the advertising and marketing world, we’re (still) excited by the idea of consistency and change working harmoniously to strengthen the brands we partner with. Let’s grow. 

custom illustration

Let us bring put your idea to paper (or .jpg, if that’s what your heart desires). From pet portraits & cartoon mash-ups to album art, book illustrations and TTRPG original characters, we’ll draw up whatever you’re dreaming up.  We’re good listeners. Tell us your story. 

brick & mortar

Shop original wares, nicknacks, local art, & impractical goods inspired by nostalgia at the Cromulent Basement. Pop in your favorite vhs, side-scroll through free-play of The Simpsons arcade game, and browse through inner-child-healing treasures. Welcome to the above-ground, fantasy basement. Do real basements exist in Florida anyway? 

giddy up, partner

A FEW BRANDS WE WORK/PLAY WITH